2003 Compendium

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Kent Johnson asked the editor of this magazine to write a bio for him. The editor had initially said: 'Kent Johnson is the secret name of god." Kent wrote back and said, 'Geoffrey, I just noticed the bio you did for me. Pal, on one level I love it, it's so weird, but on another level I fear it will make me seem more megalomaniac than I currently am. How about this: *Kent Johnson is currently on sabbatical from his job in Illinois and is teaching English Lit for Beginners and Grammer at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.* [editor's note: We assume the curious spelling of 'Grammer' is intentional.]

Aaron Belz's ANTI-WAR POEM appeared in Spring 2003 issue of BlazeVOX



 
 
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A Sentence for Aaron Belz
 
 

(Note to self: Don’t forget to insert suggestive Latin epigraph before sending to Anon.)

 

I could tell him, writing him (to tell him of the stunning brilliance of his manuscript, called A Place Where Things Are), that I saw my self in it, saw myself everywhere, and tell him this as an aside, and then say, so to tell it yet more slantly, hinting of my deep consort with irony, that I could see, especially in the beautiful poem titled “Violets, Time, and Motherhood,” all eleven letters of my name packed together in a cross like a message in The Bible Code, but then say “that has nothing to do with my saying this,” or could say some knowing off-handedness like that, which like any ‘ol clever e-mail on a poetry listserve would become lost forever, in the same exact way (note to self: you’re drowning, cut the crap and get the poem moving), no ontological difference whatsoever, as a pretty girl named Francy, so popular at the Savannah Finishing School for Coming Ladies, whose (Francy’s) 15th birthday party on the grounds of her parents’ plantation in 1857 was a smashing success, full of practiced girlish gossiping and giggling, many significant deals being made there by thickly side-burned fathers, deals of finance and marriage, including one that transferred seventeen slaves “from the property of William Pickett, Esq., to the property of Jonathan Hackentham III, Esq., in return of forty acres bordring [sic] Coby’s Creek, between Concord Road and Queen Anne’s Lace Abutmente” (note to self: revise names of road and abutment), along with William Pickett’s notarized promise that his daughter, “soon within her eighteenth year, should receive with feminine grace and kind will the courtship” of the latter’s son, Jonathan Hackentham IV, a legal document I imagine being struck over fat Virginia cigars and fine French brandy, while in the second loft of the cotton shed, secreted away in a fluffy cloud, oblivious now to the giggling, gossiping swirl, Francy, in ancient and dark position, her billowing white hoop skirt pulled up in a bundle, her frilly bloomers at her knees, a yellow sash tied over her eyes, was getting her sweet little vagina furiously licked by her school-chum, Chastity, in whose pink rectum the dainty middle finger of Francy [note to self: revise to make less pornographic] was jammed up to the last knuckle, but I digress, for this is a poem about Aaron Belz, and this is, after all, the twenty first century, wherein flying telescopes take pictures of how things appeared three billion years ago, and Frank, Jimmy, Kenneth, Joseph, Edwin, and Ted, to name just a few, are all dead, and Aaron, their heir, is on his confident way to meet them there, where they are, they transparent, yet liquidly so, a teasing hint of the walled Renaissance city through their opalescent winged bodies, drinking champagne and smoking Gitanes, in the bar of the Hyatt, invisible to normal mortals, and Aaron walking industriously in their general direction, with neutral visage, his hair slicked back with lots of gel, dressed in a cream-colored suit, with thin silk cream tie, a get up you’d imagine a high-ranking member of Enver Hoxha’s Albanian Communist Party wearing, powdered and rouged in his coffin, a fifteen-mile long line of wailing workers and farmers filing by, some of them fainting in grief, feigned or otherwise, by the massed scarlet flowers, but no, he’s on his way to a job interview at the MLA, a finalist, one of seven, for a position at Penn, the Tirana, now, of the classic denouement of Language poetry, yes, look at him, bouncy with that young John Travolta gait, striding past the fifteen-mile long line of grad students and part-timers, some of them fainting in grief by the massed books in the Exhibit Hall, oh, I just hope the letter of recommendation from me to the Language poets helps, and that he lives in a nice house on the outskirts of the walled city, and can take his wife out to decent restaurants a couple times a month, the fancy ones preferred by experimental apparatchiks, who whisper in husky Jacobin tones over empty oyster shells, and that he publishes wonderful books with the more recent avant-garde poetry presses, like Harvard, Princeton, Chicago, and Wesleyan, dedicating in each prestigious volume a poem to me…. oh, and I hope he’s not distracted and confused by Bob Perelman’s cracked glass eye, or Charles Bernstein’s huge, oozing neck boil, or Al Fielreiss’s perfect Chia-Pet beard, for he is a nice boy (note to self: revise to turn the coordinate clauses of last sections into subordinate structures to keep the flow going) and deserves a break from the high school teaching that is slowly choking off the oxygen from his many-hived mind; and I hope his coffin goes at a great speed to match what his slicked-back hair premonishes so, and that his skeleton, two hundred years from now, turns a deep greenish blue, the same color as the skeletons of all the slaves of pretty Franny’s childhood plantation, the ones who picked the cotton in which she deliriously came, which is to say the color of a lost, mysterious, and magnificent sea, whose fathomless taste, Athena, I pray, in this sappy and tacked-on ending, Aaron Belz will know at the moment of his dying, will know that he always knew there was no knowing, and that his turquoise soul, then, shaped like a wooden ladle from the poorest home of the poorest slum of Lima, Peru, will rise, slowly turning, like a tiny propeller, toward the frescoes of all the martyred saints of Poesy above.

 

Check out Kent's Flash Poem, Poem Upon a Typo Found in an Interview of Kenneth Koch, Conducted by David Shapiro